CREEPY MEAL

Well hello there, you terrifying little red box with creepy eyes, and amazingly straight white teeth. Kids will now be afraid to eat the Happy Meal thus will now eat a home cooked meal. Good job McDonald’s!

The character called “Happy” is like something you’d hallucinate after eating too much McDonald’s, getting drunk, stoned, or high on mushrooms.

“Eat me!”

Say hello to our newest friend, Happy! http://t.co/CuR3hU8Chj #HappyMeal pic.twitter.com/xgluLaHfcY

— McDonald’s (@McDonalds) May 19, 2014