Well hello there, you terrifying little red box with creepy eyes, and amazingly straight white teeth. Kids will now be afraid to eat the Happy Meal thus will now eat a home cooked meal. Good job McDonald’s!
The character called “Happy” is like something you’d hallucinate after eating too much McDonald’s, getting drunk, stoned, or high on mushrooms.
— McDonald’s (@McDonalds) May 19, 2014