HAMBURGLAR

Is this some kind of parody by The Onion, or even worse a Brazzers Porn Parody?!

McDonald’s, is doing away with their childish mascot characters from the past, and rebooting the Hamburglar as a grown up. No cartoony costume here, though CREEP could be used to describe this version.

Is this designed to appeal to suburban life, soccer moms and superficial millennial generation? Will this save McDonald’s from losing customers?

RIP old #Hamburglar or should I say young Hamburglar? Is the new Hamburglar the SAME guy but grown up?! #McDonalds pic.twitter.com/hZ94fPv19a

— Homeless Quatchi (@HomelessQuatchi) May 7, 2015

Wait, is this who we think it is??! https://t.co/rc9xhQrAUi

— McDonald’s (@McDonalds) May 6, 2015